Girls from Rhode Island

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man married a woman from Iowa. He bragged that he told his wife she had to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, AND the cooking. He said the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was completely clean. The dishes were done and he had a huge dinner waiting on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Rhode Island. He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Gotta love those girls from Little Rhody!